What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
When does Friday come before Thursday?
Why did the shoes cross the road?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
What happened to the magician driving down the street?
What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?
Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?
Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?
What gets wetter the more it dries.
