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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

993

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

957

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991