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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

969

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

974

What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

970

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966