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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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