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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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