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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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