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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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