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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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