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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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