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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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