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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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