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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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