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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Rock and roll.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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