Pictures:

What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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A tripod.

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